Chewing Magazineedit

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Chewing Magazine is a magazine about chewing gum to which Calvin subscribes, and according to Calvin, it is one of many chewing gum magazines. Hobbes expresses general disgust about the magazine.

[edit] Known content

Chewing has featured the following content;

• A product review of a special piece of gum-chewing apparel that is covered in brand logos.

• An article that states you should stretch before chewing gum and that failing to stretch is the leading cause of gum chewing-related injuries (even moreso that falling down while walking and chewing).

• An article detailing how to set up a mandibular fitness regime.

• A reader survey (Calvin filled it out to tell them that he was really old, spend inordinate sums of money on gum, and that his favorite flavor was "garlic/curry".

• Does Your Gum Deliver?, a ten-question magazine quiz that shows what your gum-chewing experience may lack.

• An article mentioning that the '92 spearmints are out.

• An article for a brand of gum called Hyperbubble.

• An article that compares the top five brands of chewing gum basd on flavor retention, elasticity, bubble capacity, and chewing rebound. It was accompanied by a computer graph which demonstrated compensation for various acidities.

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