Calvinball

A game of Calvinball

Calvinball is a game invented by Calvin in which one makes the rules up as one goes along. Rules cannot be used twice. No Calvinball game is like another. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional equipment as well as masks.

There is only one permanent rule in Calvinball: One can't play it in the same way twice. For example, in one game of Calvinball, the goal was to capture one's opponent's flag, whereas in a different game of Calvinball, the goal was to score points by hitting badminton shuttlecocks against trees using a croquet mallet. An apparent rule in Calvinball is that one must wear a black mask and that one isn't allowed to question the mask. Another apparent rule is that any new rule made up by each player must be accepted. A third apparent rule is that you cannot make any plays you made in a previous game.

Creation

Calvin created the game when he first became tired of organized sports. Although the first depicted game of Calvinball followed Calvin's failure to join the baseball team [1], the game appears in such a complete form there that it is likely Calvin and Hobbes had been playing the game for a long time beforehand.

The only hint at the true creation of the game comes from the last Calvinball strip, in which a game of football quickly changes into a game of Calvinball. Calvin remarks, "Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball," suggesting that a similar scenario led directly to the creation of the sport.

The Calvinball league

Did you know there is a Calvinball league? Well it says so on McDonalds Cartoons (Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!).

League number 1: Calvin national

Pro league

Teams: Calvin's all stars: 2012-13 Standings: Spring: 10-12 Summer: 13-12 Fall: 20-22 Winter: 50-49 Easton Sharpshooters: 2012-13 standings: Spring: 17-9 Summer: 20-12 Fall: 30-29 Winter: 44-32 Oakton Aces: 2012-13 Standings: Spring: 20-3 Summer: 30-10 Fall: 42-23 Winter: 49-50 Inglewood Jets: 2012-13 Standings: Spring: 8-14 Summer: 16-21 Fall: 21-30 Winter: 27-40 San Marco Padres: 2012-13 Standings: Spring: 15-6 Summer: 14-10 Fall 27-12 Winter: 31-27

Calvin's all stars

Calvin's all stars is the team that is introduced in Mcdonalds's Calvinball team info on the 2012s (Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!)"Calvin's comeback" this will be the only team posted. Because it is the team that Calvin is on Calvin's All stars logo has Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball. Under the words (Calvin's all stars "Team of the eye of the tiger") Team colors: Red,Black,White, Mascot: Iron Tiger,Stupendous Man,Spaceman Spiff,Tracer Bullet Stadium: Calvin and Hobbes's field of baseball "The field in the forest Champions: 2013 Roster: 1 Calvin's Delkins Captain Central Midfielder 2 Hobbes Delkins Vice Captain Central Midfielder 15 James Pazaki Left midfielder 12 Susie Derkins Right midfielder 99 Moe Flag guard (Traded from Oakton Aces) 23b Jon Carmen Left wing End 40 Richard Carmen Right Wing end 30 Richard Scheemen Tagger (Picked up after released from Easton Sharpshooters) 52 Martini Parker Q-tip (Traded from San Marco Padres)" 32 Richard Olsen Close forward 21c Mark Jefferson Far forward 48 Henry Wheeler Middle forward 38 Darren Kidney Weed whacker 24 Mark Tracy Weed Whacker 89 Walter Henry Weed whacker 49 Charlene Diggins Girl Raider 23a Mark Hawkins Boy Raider 21a A.J. Carter Boy rusher 21b Ricardo Carter Boy rusher 43 Charlotte Wilson Girl rusher 50 Sharon Kidney Girl rusher 69 Chris Carmen Charger

Gameplay

Although all games of Calvinball are different, many of them seem to involve a volleyball (the Calvinball), masks, and pickets with numbers printed on them.

Key features of various games have included (in approximate order of appearance):

• Wickets
• Soccer balls
• Flags
• Masks
• Small signs with numbers
• Songs
• Zones/Sectors
• The "Opposite Pole"
• The no song zone
• The very sorry song (see below)
• The "Bonus Box"
• Croquet mallets
• Badminton shuttlecocks
• "Vortex spots"
• The "Boomerang Zone"
• A volleyball (the "Calvinball")
• Trees (as goalposts)
• Buckets

Poems

• Sacks
• The Calvinball theme song (see below)
• Decrees
• Water balloons
• Hobby horse
• The "Pernicious Poem Place"
• The Bag Flag Zone
• The Secret Base

McDonalds Key features(Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!)

• Wickets
• Soccer balls
• Flags
• Masks
• Small signs with numbers
• Songs
• Zones/Sectors
• The "Opposite Pole"
• The no song zone
• The penalty song (see below)
• The "Bonus Box"
• Croquet mallets
• Badminton shuttlecocks
• "Vortex spots"
• The "Boomerang Zone"
• A volleyball (the "Calvinball")
• Trees (as goalposts)
• Buckets

Poems

• Sacks
• The Calvinball theme song (see below)
• Decrees
• Water balloons
• Hobby horse
• The "Pernicious Poem Place"
• The Bag Flag Zone
• The Secret Base
• Footballs
• End zone paints
• Bonus box
• Ice breaker zones
• Safety squares (red and green)
• Bludgers with player's numbers (Seriously,they are in the Mcdonalds cartoons!)
• Soccer goal
• Volleyball
• Football helmet with team logo
• Glasses with team colors
• Football jersey with last name and number
• Shoulder pads
• Knee caps
• Neck pads
• Pants or skirts with number
• Soccer cleats with team colors
• Drinks
• More zones

Calvinball theme song

The Calvinball theme song made its only appearance in the penultimate Calvinball storyline. Calvin sings the lead while Hobbes sings backup with "Rumma-Tum-Tums."

"Other kids' games are all such a bore!

They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!

Calvinball is better by far!

It's never the same! It's always bizarre!

You don't need a team or a referee!

You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!"

(Added in McDonalds cartoons) The best of! The best of! Calvinball!(Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!)

After that, Calvin tells Rosalyn to "feel free to harmonize with Hobbes on the 'rumma-tum-tums'".

Quotes

“	No sport is less organized than Calvinball.	”
—Hobbes

“	Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball.	”
—Calvin

“	The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice!	”
—Calvin

“	The score is still Q to 12!	”
—Hobbes

The "Pernicious Poem"

The Poem that must be recited when one lands on the Pernicious Poem place is the following:

"This is a poem! Please do what you're told! And here is a bucket of water, ice-cold! Please take this water, and dump it on me! Don't hesitate, do it A.S.A.P.!

The Very Sorry Song

In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes are playing Calvinball, and Calvin "[steals]" Hobbes's flag, and Hobbes hits him with the Calvin ball. As a result, Calvin is required to put the flag back and sing the Very Sorry Song.

-Lyrics

The "Very Sorry Song" has two parts, one sung by the one who did the action (the "offender"), and one sung by the person whom the action was done to (the "victim").

Offender	Victim
"Here's the 'Very Sorry Songg.' Won't you help and sing alongg?"	"Bum bum bum"
"I blew it!"	"He's sorry!"
"I knew it!"	"So sorry!"
"I'm very very sorry that I took your precious flaaggg!"	"Just don't do it any more, you scurvy scalawaaggg!"

In the mcdonalds cartoons(Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!), They don't do the song.

Jumping jacks and the Penalty song

Here are the things they do in the song 1. They do jumping jacks 2. They sing the Penalty song

Lyrics

Offender	Victim
"Oh shoot! Got a penalty."	"You can't do that again!"
"I am not so gentlemanly"	"You wanna be a fan?"
(altogether) "Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm very very sorry!"	"You're sorry? You're sorry? You're very very sorry?"
(split again) "I learned from my penalty."	"Just don't do it agian!"

(Come see the Mcdonalds wiki!)

Obscure Point System

Nobody knows how to score in Calvinball. The only known point values are Q and 12 in one game between Calvin and Hobbes and oogy and boogy in another.

Trivia

Bill Watterson once said, "People have asked how to play Calvinball. It's pretty simple: you make up the rules as you go."

In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes are seen playing an obscure combination of Croquet, Cricket, and Baseball. It is unknown whether or not this is a variation of Calvinball, a predecessor to Calvinball, or just another (albeit obscure) game.